"Where Are You From?"

     A lot of people in the bar ask me, "Where Are You From?"

     Sometimes I answer the question, sometimes not.

     Basically, for the sake of brevity, I tell them that I am from Los Angeles, Salt Lake City, and San Francisco.

     Maybe I should start telling them I am from another planet.

     They wouldn't believe me.

     Women, in particular, would say "He's weird," when describing me.

     That still happens.  I can sometimes hear them say that when they think I can't hear them.